Vintageophobic
Vintageophobic, someone with the crippling fear of Vintage.
"Oh my god Vintage! I am very Vintageophobic, currently shaking in my boots!!"
Vintageophobic
Vintageophobic, having a crippling fear of Vxntage.
"Oh my god Vxntage! I'm very vintageophobic, currently shaking in my boots!!"