Viral Vinny
Viral Vinny is that guy in the office who hears something and within minutes it is Global via social media. He is rarely without his cell phone and has large callouses on his fingers from constant texting on his "Crackberry" (BlackBerry)
Don't be a Viral Vinny and send that email. Do not tell Suri you Viral Vinny. No more texting Vinny.