virgin cough
The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.
Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough