virginia blues
Loneliness and isolation felt especially by long distance hikers. Named after one of the longer unbroken sections on the Appalachian Trail. It is often as big of a problem to hikers as physical injury.
Swamp Foot had to get off the trail for a while, I think he has the virginia blues.
West Virginia Blue Crab
When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.
Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.