virginity stealer
Ryan.B
Ryan has do it so many times they call him the virginity stealer
The Virginity Stealer
His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
Serial Virginity Stealer
A person attracted to virgins, and obsessed with stealing their virginities.
Person 1: Dude did you hear Sam is a virgin?
Person 2: Not for long, hes dating Sarah!
1: Ohtruu shes a Serial virginity stealer! She took Max's, Steven's and Adam's last week!
Person 2: Not for long, hes dating Sarah!
1: Ohtruu shes a Serial virginity stealer! She took Max's, Steven's and Adam's last week!