virgin man
A man who is 18 or older but remains a virgin because of his complete lack of knowledge of how to get laid, even though he is very good looking. This is usually a result of obsession with video games or immaturity.
Why don't you text that girl that would totally get with you?" "Um dude its Call of Duty Double XP weekend..what could be better." "You are a virgin man.
Poor-man's virgin
The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.
She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.