virgin syndrome
The unnecessary connection one feels towards the person they lose their virginity to. It often causes great annoyance to their future partners and said person.
Billy: Ever since I had sex with Amanda, she won't leave me alone !
West: Bummer dude. sounds like she's got the virgin syndrome.
West: Bummer dude. sounds like she's got the virgin syndrome.
Virgin Syndrome
When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.
I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.
Virgin Mary Syndrome
That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
Virgin Mary Syndrome
An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
Virgin Mary Syndrome
When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"
Virgin Dick Syndrome
When a girl loses her virginity to a guy she is dating and then becomes obsessed with having sex with him to the point of it being too excessive.
I finally got my new girlfriend to sleep with me, and now I can't get her to stop, she's totally suffering from virgin dick syndrome.
Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome)
When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.
Doctor "Are you on the pill?"
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).