Vishnuteja

Vishnuteja is a sigma male who doesn't listen to anyone. Not even himself. He's also a man of many rumours like:

1. Vishnuteja doesn't shower. He stares at the shower until it starts crying.

2. Vishnuteja beats rock, paper, scissors. He uses cannon balls, bazookas, nuclear weapons, tanks, he can go on.

3. Vishnuteja's weapons are a monkey and a lizard. Also known as King Kong and Godzilla.

4. Vishnuteja's parachute failed to open on his sky diving. He took it back the next day for a refund.

5. Vishnuteja makes onions cry