black pony
A not so well endowed black man. Often can be found on Craigslist seeking a white Stallion.
Chris Henson is a black pony
riding the black pony
To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.
I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.