Vitamin C(hav)
When a girl is so orange (from use of foundation and self tanning products) that she could be mistaken for a piece of zesty fruit.
"You're a Vitamin C(hav)!"
"Whaaaaat?"
"Eugh, you're so orange that shagging you would count as one of my 5-a-day..."
"Whaaaaat?"
"Eugh, you're so orange that shagging you would count as one of my 5-a-day..."