Black Radish
A real, unequivocally dirty, hairy butthole. Generally surrounded by bits of toilet paper, feces, and/or heat bumps.
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, Jenny got real drunk last night!"
Guy 2: "She did?! Tell me more!"
Guy 1: "Jenny dropped her pants and gave everyone a view of her black radish!"
Guy 2: "She did?! Tell me more!"
Guy 1: "Jenny dropped her pants and gave everyone a view of her black radish!"