vmlag
Lag induced by Virgin Media's "traffic management". Notably more severe and perpetual that standard lag.
"This vmlag is really pooping in my pooper!"
"Go on without me - I've got vmlag."
"Guys, I've got something to tell you. I've got vmlag."
"Go on without me - I've got vmlag."
"Guys, I've got something to tell you. I've got vmlag."