Vodafuck
The act of pleasuring one-self with the vibration setting on ones mobile phone.
Joseph Readicus Vodafucked himself While Thinking Of His Pet Poodle, As He Is Into Beastiality.
Vodafuck
A word which shows dissatisfaction, anger or irritation with the services of one of the big telecommuncation and internet companies, Vodafone Group Plc and their sub companies in other countries. Mostly that's caused by often happening malfunction of internet and not reaching the download/upload speed written in contract.
"I hate Vodafuck so much. I dont have internet working AGAIN"
"Wow I was able to enjoy the experience of having internet for one whole hour. But ofc it's not working anymore. Thanks, VODAFUCK!"
"Wow I was able to enjoy the experience of having internet for one whole hour. But ofc it's not working anymore. Thanks, VODAFUCK!"