Vodkæ
1. Noun. a non Russian that drinks vodka in a Russian joint and gets so drunk they spontaneously learn the entire Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
An American Vodkæ danced upon the tables while singing Russian folk song and swearing heavily at any bypassers