Voice over IP (VOIP)
Chatting on your mobile phone while at the urinal.
"Dude, sorry, about all the background noise flush I am on a Voice over IP (VOIPI) phone.
Ring, Ring (put down the paper) Hi Honey, can I call you back I am on the Voice over IP (VOIP) phone.
Ring, Ring (put down the paper) Hi Honey, can I call you back I am on the Voice over IP (VOIP) phone.