voiding the warranty
See masturbate.
Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.
Void the Warranty
To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.
"you're hitting the bars tonight? Let's void the warranty!"
"I voided her warranty all night long"
"I voided her warranty all night long"
Void the warranty
when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
but you have to.
Jim: Hey did you see the game last night?
Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)
Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)
Void Your Warranty
A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked
Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!
voided warranty
This happens when a woman loses her virginity.
This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.
Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.
This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.
Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.
I heard the star quarterback took the head cheerleader out on a date this weekend... They parked down at "The Point", one thing led to another, and she got a voided warranty, if'n you know what I mean. But that's nothing compared to that geeky guy in the science club -- he managed to get laid here on campus, in the storage area! He's a LEGEND!