Volcanus

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.

(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)

A particularly explosive bottom during a poo

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

n. An uncomfortable and often daylong affair during which one's bowels feel as though they may erupt at any time, similarly to a volcano. Often accompanied by unusually noxious flatulence including a distinct "hot" feeling. Most of the time, even a full release won't actually bring relief due to the lingering burn and difficult-to-contain aftershocks.