Volde-mart
n. The Mart That Must Not Be Named!
Cities in Washington State have banned the use of the name "Wal-Mart," hence, in these cities it is "The Mart that Must Not Be Named," i.e. "Volde-mart" (Walde-mart is sometimes used as well).
Cities in Washington State have banned the use of the name "Wal-Mart," hence, in these cities it is "The Mart that Must Not Be Named," i.e. "Volde-mart" (Walde-mart is sometimes used as well).
We went shopping at---you-know-where...
No, I don't...
(whispering) Volde-mart!
(everyone flinches)
No, I don't...
(whispering) Volde-mart!
(everyone flinches)