volleyball abortion
(n) A volleyball game played by the Institute of Notre Dame against teams like Archbishop Spalding who rip out your souls on the court, call you fat, and spike balls into your eye sockets. A volleyball abortion is also characterized by it's amazing ability to shitstorm all over your teams morale.
"Gee, that game we played today sure was the worst volleyball abortion I've ever witnessed."
"That volleyball abortion left a crazy scar."
"That volleyball abortion left a crazy scar."