voodouche
when you involuntarily get stuck being around a douchebag and somehow his douchiness wears off on you and you say or do something douchey yourself. He has cast his voodouche spell on you.
Andrew- "The other day Mike brought Dobson with him to the range"
Jeff- " that Dobson guy is such a douchbag, he's a tool"
Andrew- "I know, I got stuck listening to how great he is for over an hour. When I got home I was telling Barry how great I did at the range. That douchebag cast his voodouche spell on me."
Jeff- "you're fucked, douchebag. You are now a tool like Dobson is"
Jeff- " that Dobson guy is such a douchbag, he's a tool"
Andrew- "I know, I got stuck listening to how great he is for over an hour. When I got home I was telling Barry how great I did at the range. That douchebag cast his voodouche spell on me."
Jeff- "you're fucked, douchebag. You are now a tool like Dobson is"