VoPH
Voice over Pubic Hair, a very low tech way to transmit voice traffic, compared to VoIP (Voice over IP), often used to impress people that use VoIP into thinking VoPH is the next generation technology, when in reality you could not have a more lowly communication method. VoPH is just below VoBW (Barbed Wire internet connection).
I was going to try Vonage VoIP phone service, we are so far in the sticks but we happen to just barely qualified for VoPH, soon VoIP will be a thing of the past.