Voss Soss
The most magical and delicious bbq sauce strait out of the motherland of bbq, Texas. Made by the manliest of bearded men, the soss can contain up to 200% awesomeness. This tasty and elusive concoction of fine country bliss will grab your taste buds in a death grip until all other sauces taste like tomato soup.
"The only thing better meat cooking over fire is meat with Voss Soss cooking over fire!"
"Dag-nabit we're out of Voss Soss! I aint gonna eat anything till I get some more Soss."
"Dag-nabit we're out of Voss Soss! I aint gonna eat anything till I get some more Soss."