VSO
A Violin-Shaped Object, a cheap violin that isn't worth shit to practice on.
If you want to learn to play the violin well, don't go to that music store. All they sell are VSOs!
Virtual Sleep Over (VSO)
A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.
Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.
VSO
People who can't fight and are willing to make excuses to win a raid.
VSO has more excuses than their own men.