Vulgarnism
Vulgarnism, the belief that the universe is a giant toilet bowl, and the great plumber will one day unclog the toilet bowl, and flush us through the spiritual pipe to the land of endless waste. The words of the great plumber are inscribed on a golden two ply toilet paper roll. The great plumber made us in his image, the image we are all too familiar depicted by every plumber.
The great plumber manifested the great scripture of vulgarnism on the two ply golden toilet paper roll.