Vulvanator
A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.
Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.
Vulvanicity
a female to erupt in pleasure when been impaled on a member
richard last night i was banging r lass and she erupted with vulvanicity
vulvan
A vulva so big as a van so that 5 men can fit in it.
Vulva + van together = vulvan
Vulva + van together = vulvan
Oh my god, that fat chick had such a vulvan! Me, Chuck and Bill banged it simultaneously!
Vulvan Nerve Pinch
(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.
"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.