Vuvu-shooter
Taking a vuvuzuela, or that stupid ass horn in the world cup of soccer. Then bust a nut inside the horn, invite your girlfriend over and then blast the bitch in the face.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to jenny?
Dude 2: Dude she took a massive vuvu-shooter to the face.
Dude 2: Dude she took a massive vuvu-shooter to the face.