W1N1
Also known as "whore flu".
This flu commonly given from "that girl" who wanders the club or bar looking for late night weenie from any guy that's dumb enough to agree to it and hasn't already been vaccinated. There is currently no known cure for W1N1 once it has been contracted. Prevention is key to stay away from this horrible virus.
Symptoms include: extreme cough, sore throat, fever, congestion, and a massive amount of shame the next day.
Home remedies include: staying away from dirty whores. Do not be tempted to return late night calls or texts. Get lots of rest and avoid heckling from your friends.
W1N1 can be contracted from guys as well but appears to be the most concentrated in women.
This flu commonly given from "that girl" who wanders the club or bar looking for late night weenie from any guy that's dumb enough to agree to it and hasn't already been vaccinated. There is currently no known cure for W1N1 once it has been contracted. Prevention is key to stay away from this horrible virus.
Symptoms include: extreme cough, sore throat, fever, congestion, and a massive amount of shame the next day.
Home remedies include: staying away from dirty whores. Do not be tempted to return late night calls or texts. Get lots of rest and avoid heckling from your friends.
W1N1 can be contracted from guys as well but appears to be the most concentrated in women.
Jane: You were making out with that girl in front of everyone last night.
Dick: Yeah, it wasn't one of my proudest moments..and now I feel like I got hit by a truck. I'm really sick.
Jane: I should have warned you that you'd contract the W1N1 from that girl.
Dick: Please call me in a Z-pack and an IV.
Dick: Yeah, it wasn't one of my proudest moments..and now I feel like I got hit by a truck. I'm really sick.
Jane: I should have warned you that you'd contract the W1N1 from that girl.
Dick: Please call me in a Z-pack and an IV.