wackiavelli

Someone who thinks they have the swagger, poise and influence of Machiavelli, but in reality are just another 'playa' /queefer who's read the game and/or a few cosmopolitan articles and has a smartphone they guard with their lives (this also applies to their tw@tter account, bacefook and similar spawn).
This can relate to any aspect of their lives but dovetails nicely with social interactions of a horizontal bent.