wackoflage
The introduction of a noise source to intended to disguise the sound of masturbation. Especially in tight or congested quarters.
Mike: Do you think the sink is broken? The water has been running an awful long time.
Tim: No Stone is in there spankin' it, he must have the water on for wackoflage.
Tim: No Stone is in there spankin' it, he must have the water on for wackoflage.