Wadapan
Because "padawan" is SO cliche. Plus, like "young hrassgroper," this is WAY more amusing.
Wise Old Hrassgroper: You're learning, young wadapan.
Young Wadapan: It's all thanks to you, o wise master hrassgroper!! luv ya!!!
Random Badger: Hey babe <3
Young Wadapan: It's all thanks to you, o wise master hrassgroper!! luv ya!!!
Random Badger: Hey babe <3