wafflebate
Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.
Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.