Waffleblock
when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment
Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.
Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!
Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!