waffle of fury
Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.
Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!