Wagel
after breaking up marijuana to smoke and after smoking it, when one cooks a bagel and is eating it - the bagel smells like marijuana. hence the term, wagel.
dude that fuckin wagel tasted so good
portelli-wagel breakup
A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.
Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!
Bagel In My Wagel
When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.
Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!