waggershnagger

the physical incarnation of the annoying little voices in your head
typically has an afro, giggles, mutters like a school shooter, has little tourettes dance moves, rather large, held back a year, and listens to music 24/7
no one knows where he came from, like the mandela effect, you know he exists, but not how he came into existence
he will follow you everywhere with his inhuman tracking skills
beware of his stench
don't put hit in his hair he will kill you
GOAT at handball