waggler
A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.
Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!
Willy Waggler
Someone who is a keen masturbater.
Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'
Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'
Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'
doo-waggler
The portion of the male genetalial that is located in the crotch region of the pants.
If you shake it more than twice your guilty of playing with your doo-waggler!
cunt waggler
A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.
-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."
-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
vag waggler
A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.
She flirted with me nonstop, then she ripped my heart out, what a vag waggler.
nugget waggler
A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.
Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!
God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!
God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!
Dumbus waggler
Someone who's being a dumbus
Stop being a dumbus waggler Todd