waikikamukau
A colloquialism used in New Zealand for any tiny town that's ages away from everything. Similar to Australian terms like "out in the wops". Spelt "Waikikamukau to look like a Māori word, it's pronounced "why-kick-a-moo-cow".
Person One: "Hey man, I have no idea where I am. There's not even a public loo."
Person Two: "Waikikamukau, probably. Find the pub and you'll be sweet."
Person Two: "Waikikamukau, probably. Find the pub and you'll be sweet."