Waivers
1) A state of unemployment
2) To end a relationship
2) To end a relationship
Landlord: You know its the 7th already and I haven't got your rent check.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.
Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.
Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.
Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.
Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.
Waivers
A term used when claiming an object that has sat idle for at least 21 days.
Hey! Where did you get that dartboard?
-I claimed it off of waivers from my brother. He hasn't used it since the days of yore.
-I claimed it off of waivers from my brother. He hasn't used it since the days of yore.
waiver day
A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.
Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.
ASVAB Waiver
Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.
Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.
I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
Flag Waiver
Is a woman that has the proclivity to sleep with members of the Armed Forces. A euphemistic way of calling her not only a slut but a slut that craves military penis. Synonymous with "Patriot"
"Taylor seems to be into me."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."
"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."
"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."
spoiler waiver
What you say to allow your friends to spoil. Typically before a question.
Abbr. SW.
Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Abbr. SW.
Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Mr. Robot season 1 spoiler alert below:
You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination
Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination
Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
Waiver Rat
a fantasy team manager who builds their team by frequently scouring the waiver wire to pick up breakout players and sleepers before their opponents.
I can't believe that waiver rat was up late and already swooped up Brandon Lloyd and Peyton Hillis.