Wake and Bacon
When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.
Guy 2: Whadda champ.
Guy 2: Whadda champ.
wake 'n' bacon
The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.
"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."
wake n bacon
The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.
*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."