Wake and Cake
The act of waking up and immediately having sex.
Bro, this morning I had the best wake and cake session. She was amazing!
Wake And Cake
A spin off of the term "Wake And Bake" (which refers to waking up and getting high) The term "Wake And Cake" refers to waking up, and and getting your cake ($$$) up
"I'm grinding out here, everyday I wake and cake!"
wake and cake
The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.
I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and cake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!
Wake and Cake
Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.
J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
Wake and Cake
For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up
I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning
Wake And Cake
Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' Wake and Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' Wake and Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid wake and cake.
cake wake
A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.
It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.