Wakefield

A former industrial city situated in West Yorkshire, United Kingdom, the river Calder runs past the city. It also has the tallest church steepel in W.Yorkshire. It is infamous for its Polish immigrant, Chav and Emo/Goth population and extortionate drink prices.

The most exciting thing to happen there in the past two years is the movement of the statue of Queen Victoria away from the Bull Ring to the town hall leaving the Bull Ring with a stupid water feature that frequently breaks and so far has only been used to involuntarily wash tramps

Wakefield is a medium sized upper-middle class suburb about 15 minutes north of Boston, with a population of about 25,000. It is in Middlesex County. Lake Quannapowitt is the town’s pride and joy… Wakefieldians really go nuts over it. The lake attracts tons of windsurfers, and the Quannapowitt Yacht Club has many smaller sailboats on the water during the summer. St. John’s Prep school also has a partnership with the Yacht Club for their sailing team. The lake is a little over 3 miles around, and brings in many walkers, bicyclists, runners, etc. The lake area has a huge Common that has lots of events throughout the year. The nicest areas tend to be around the lake, and the West Side. People in these areas tend to drive their Swedish cars to their ski houses, and have a bit too much pride in their neighborhood (West Side especially). The Greenwood area gets jokingly looked down upon by the rest of the town, but in reality most of it is just as nice. People from Greenwood have an unnatural obsession with Billy’s Roast Beef and FoodMart, and the rest of the town loves Toody’s. The downtown area has a few nice restaurants (Duck Walk, Sushi Island, Ristarante Molise), and plenty of classics (Zalek’s, Brother’s Deli, Nonno’s, etc). The sports team are The Warriors. The Library has a marble wall in front that attracts the town's skaters and punks. The town became slightly notorious after the Wakefield Massacre in 2000. Neighboring towns are Melrose (Wakefield’s biggest rival), Lynnfield, Saugus, Reading, and Stoneham. Overall, a pretty nice place to be.

The act of pissing on a high school student then sucking the piss out of their hair.

Paranoid nutjob who broke spellcheck.

1. Formally known as Wakefield School in The Plains. Used in replace of cracker, honky, whitey, etc.

2. Anything that smells like cheese.

3. Anything that is not cool.

Has to be easily one of the whitest towns typical suburb outside of Boston full of rich little white kids who use there parents money to flex with dab pens and supreme clothing also did I mention everyone thinks they’re the shit and are better than everyone else around them do you need trash bud that’s “gas” WELL DONT WORRY WAKEFIELDS THE PLACE we got lil white Boys trappin weed thinking they came from the bottom pussy ass town with no one whos bout it don’t come to Wakefield boring and gay nuff said

Town of 26,000 located 10 miles north of Boston. Nice lake area where many people walk during the summer. Downtown is a congested area infested w/ bums and thugged out white kids looking to steal anything they can from your vehicle as soon as you go to walk the lake. Greenwood, next to Melrose, is a residential area filled w/ middle class homes and townhouses. Known for the Wakefield Massacre, when a guy walked into an office and killed 7 people a couple of years ago.