Wake up in darkness
When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.
Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.
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I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.
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You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?
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I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.
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You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?