Wakin
When an inbred texan actually meant to say woken.
I live in Texas and he wouldn't have wakin up I'm just sayin
Wakins
Jerking off to the point of pain
person 1: Bro I did it so much I was wakins
person 2: get a girlfriend
person 2: get a girlfriend
Wakin Bakin
To wake up in the morning and smoke weed.
Yo man i was wakin bakin this morning it was a grand time.
wakin the bacon
jacking off the morning wood
johnny got caught wakin the bacon
wakin' up
something that catches one's attention. the feeling one expereinces when something is "wakin' up" should be similar to a splash of cold water in the morning.
Damn! That episode of Martin was wakin' up!
Yo try one of these spicy buffalo wings, this stuff's wakin' up!
Yo try one of these spicy buffalo wings, this stuff's wakin' up!
Wakin Bacon
Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.
I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!
Wakin' Bacon(sexual)
The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.
When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)