wakin the bacon
jacking off the morning wood
johnny got caught wakin the bacon
Wakin Bacon
Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.
I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!
Wakin' Bacon(sexual)
The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.
When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)