walford
A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?
Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.
Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.
alfie walford
a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP
katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford
me: DISGUSTING!!!
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford
me: DISGUSTING!!!
Walford
Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.
Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.