Walken
verb:
To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.
Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.
To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.
Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.
Fat Camper 1: I can't believe you got the candy! How were you able to hide it from the counselors?
Fat Camper 2: I had to Walken it!
Fat Camper 2: I had to Walken it!
christopher walken
quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.
"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"
"There's a badger... in his ass!"
"There's a badger... in his ass!"
Walken Distance
The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
christopher walken
The opposite of Christopher Reeves.
"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL
christopher walken
The second coming of Christ.
"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken
Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.
Also an Academy Award winning actor.
Also an Academy Award winning actor.
Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.
Christopher Walken
A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.
Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.