walking closet
The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.
The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.
Walking closet
The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.
1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"
"Yeah, she's a walking closet."
2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."
"Yeah, she's a walking closet."
2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."
Walk-In Closet
A small room in a house that functions as a closet. Named so because you can walk into it.
Our new house is huge, I even have my own Walk-In Closet !
walk-in closet
A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
Walk-In Closet
A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.
Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."
Walk-On Closet
When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.
Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...
Jonny: About 3 years...
Walk-In Closet
A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.
Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.