Blahjob
1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.
That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.
blahjob
A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.
"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."
Blahjob
Getting a blowjob while youre taking a shit.
Yo dude you know Karen. She gave me a blahjob yesterday, it was Awesome.