wall-dance
1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."
Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."
Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...
Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"
Jesse: "He drank it all"
Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."
Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."
Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...
Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"
Jesse: "He drank it all"
Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."
Wall Dancing
The art of solo dancing with a wall often seen in drinking establishments in the late hours of night, or early hours of morning. Usual particpants, but not exclusive owners of the art, are the extremely inebraited or intoxicated
Look at Renee - she is wall dancing. She so owns that wall
wall dance
The popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.
Hey, Melvin's doing the wall dance.
John Wall Dance
Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.
Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!
Dance wall
When a group of party goers create a barrier by dancing around a bailer who is trying to leave a party.
When done correctly, bailer will dance along, stay and party on. Instantly reducing his/her lameness.
When done correctly, bailer will dance along, stay and party on. Instantly reducing his/her lameness.
Carlos was trying to sneak out of the party early to go home and watch Game of Thrones. Amy and her crew dance wall -ed him into staying.
Remember when the UK left the EU? Someone should have dance wall -ed them.
Remember when the UK left the EU? Someone should have dance wall -ed them.
Dance wall
When a group of party goers create a barrier by dancing around a bailer who is trying to leave a party.
When done correctly, bailer will dance along, stay and party on. Instantly reducing his/her lameness.
When done correctly, bailer will dance along, stay and party on. Instantly reducing his/her lameness.
Carlos was trying to sneak out of the party early to go home and watch Game of Thrones. Amy and her crew dance wall -ed him into staying.
Remember when the UK left the EU? Someone should have dance wall -ed them.
Remember when the UK left the EU? Someone should have dance wall -ed them.