Wallencat
A blue eyed, blonde Canadian, with steeze like no other, let it not be confused with sleaze. A Wallencat has class and style. A Wallencat keeps everything creative and ridiculous. A Wallencat can pull off a beard/mustache combo with ease. A Wallencat appreciates the Feline species. When bored, a Wallencat can burst into a sudden freestyle, so keep a guitar handy.
Person1: "Damn! that kid just wrote a song about us!"
Person2: "yeah, he's a real Wallencat"
Person2: "yeah, he's a real Wallencat"